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Lenin i rybak.

 

Vot ya – ne rybak. U menya doma ni kryuchka, ni poplavka, ni udochki. No teoreticheski ya ochen ne protiv posidet na berezhku, da na motylya. No dazhe esli ya i ne rybachu, to vvedenie vzimaniya platy za rybalku zaluplyaet i menya. Nu i ne tolko menya, navernoe.

 

Kak stat vsenarodnym blagodetelem.

 

1. Dlya nachala nado dat odnoj iz svoikh dressirovannykh medvedej shavok komandu: Vystupit s initsiativoj o vvedenii platy za lyubitelskuyu (sportivnuyu) rybalku. Da tak, chtob shavka ministr delala vid, chto ona sama eto pridumala, a ne prosto bezhit Aport s palochkoj (udochkoj) v zubakh ili na zadnikh lapakh pod dudku plyashet.

 

2. Zatem ponablyudat za burleniem narodnykh govn za tem, kak vse, kotorye rybaki i ne rybaki vozmuschayutsya: «Cho za nakhuj? Kakie nakhuj «dokhody ot sportivnoj rybalki budut vyshe chem ot professionalnogo rybolovstva»? Ryboj von vse supermarkety zavaleny, a ya pyat koryushek dokhlykh pojmal!»

 

3. Esli burleniya narodnykh govn massovogo vozmuscheniya ne sostoitsya, privychno dat komandu sobrat pyat avtobusov professionalnykh Nashistov, snyat s nikh futbolki Nashi i pereodet v plaschi gryaznogo tsveta, nakhlobuchit shlyapy i dat v ruki prutiki tipa «udochka», vyvezti na ploschad, a tam uzh operatory zasnimut eto, kak mnogotysyachnaya tolpa vozmuschennykh rybakov dlya pervogo kanala TV.

 

4. Posle translyatsii priglasit prikormlennykh pridvornykh operatorov k sebe v kabinet, i tu samuyu glavnuyu rybolovnuyu shavku. I gde na paltsakh v dostupnoj forme pered kamerami obyasnit emu, chto s podobnymi initsiativami vystupat nekhuj, chto «podobnye resheniya dolzhny prinimatsya s uchetom obschestvennogo mneniya, i ne pokryvat vse 100% vodnogo zerkala, a ne bolee 30%»

 

5. Posle dat komandu operatoram «Pshli nakh», dostat iz karmana neskolko kusochkov sakhara i pokormit glavnorybolovnuyu shavku s ruki, poka na zadnikh lapakh stoit. Molodets, deskat, spravilso.

 

6. Bydlo Elektorat prikhodit na izbiratelnye uchastki, vidit Blagodetelya «Da, On, On besplatnuyu rybalku zaschitil!» - i, stsuko, ponimaet, za kogo golosovat nado. Eto zh Otets rodnoj, on zhe «Vse pravilno sdelal» (s) (iz intervyu K. Kincheva gazete «Vladivostok&raquo

 

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8. PROFIT!!!!!

 

Tolko tak rybaki i podumayut. Redkie rybaki voobsche redko dumayut o chem-to iz togo, chto nakhoditsya vyshe pervoj stupenki piramidy Maslou. Im len. Da i nezachem. «Vot linka pojmat – eto delo!» (s)

 

A vy chto, dumaete, chto Onischenko soli tyazhelykh metallov v moldavskom vine ne po ukazke nashel? Ili v gruzinskom alkogole ostatki boevykh otravlyayuschikh veschestv tozhe bez ukazki obnaruzhil? Da on bez ukazki srat ne syadet. A po ukazke, esli takaya budet, on dazhe v detskom pitanii Humana obnaruzhit sledy Poloniya-210 v smertelnykh kontsentratsiyakh.

 

A chto, drugie shavki inache na zadnikh lapakh plyashut, po svoej initsiative?

 

Vy tak ne dumaete. Dazhe esli u vas est paru sekretnykh mest, o kotorykh vy nikomu ne rasskazyvaete, a podnimaetes ranekhonko, bolshie sapogi, i po utrechku….

 

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Skazka osnovana na realnykh sobytiyakh, vse personazhi vymyshleny, skhodstvo imen sluchajnoe.

 

Vo vremya napisaniya ne postradalo ni odnoj ryby, ni odnogo evreya, i ni odnogo dressirovannogo zhivotnogo iz tsirka Zapashnykh.

 

Blagodarim OOO «Lensakhar» za lyubezno predostavlennuyu pachku sakhara kuskovogo bystrorastvorimogo «Kuskov 90»

 

    v gorakh Gimalaev v mestnosti s nazvaniem Dardzhilig, rastyot unikalnyj chaj. anglichane imeli tam kurort dlya svoikh ofitserov i navernoe dazhe dlya soldat, i chaj posadili. eto i eschyo koe chto o chae, ya uznal kak to po sluchayu. okazyvaetsya odin iz pervykh dekretov sovetskoj vlasti byl dekret o chae, i sovetskim lyudyam on obkhodilsya znachitelno deshevle chem stoit na birzhakh. vot takie dela..

    "kanal pro Gitlera" i Skaskin slogan proshu zanesti v otdelnyj protokol))) Potomu, chto talantlivo)))

    ochen ya indifirentna k politike.......a vot,rybalka!to-da!

    Papa zanimalsya gornym turizmom,poetomu menya priobschili.Beskonechnoe zabrasyvanie blesny pri splave po gornym rechkam,ne ochen interesno ne tolko rybe,no i mne.Za dva vykhodnykh,poka splavlyaeshsya,vylavlivalos 1-2 ryba po 0,5-1 kg(tajmen,linok) .No est dva vida menee produktivnoj,no bolee emotsionalnoj rybalki.Posle silnykh dozhdej rechki vzduvayutsya,potom,dovolno bystro opadayut,priobretaya snova svoj prozrachno-khrustalnyj tsvet.Rybu lovili mukhoj iz peryshek,bez gruzila-dlinnaya udochka,poplavok i mukha.Za chas mozhno bylo nadergat shtuk 50-60 kharyuzkov gramm po 200.

    Esche ochen shikarno bylo lovit podo ldom.Na led stelili naduvnoj matrats,zakryvalis s golovoj palatkoj vmeste s lunkoj.Udochka-30 sm,leska-metr.Lezhish i smotrish v vodu.Tam chervyak na nitochke.....pokazyvaetsya MORDA ,ogromnaya,podplyvaet,suesh ej  chervyaka-pyatitsya.....nachinaesh potikhonku uvodit ego vverkh-khvataet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vytaskivaesh okunya gramm na 150-200.

    rezultat spornyj,n

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